Number of posts : 97 Age : 37 Location : Antiplo City Registration date : 2008-08-11
Subject: Si Inday nga naman... Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:30 pm
Amo: Inday bumili ka nga ng mga isda.. o nga pla inglesira ka... would you please purchase many fishes for our this week's meals?
Inday: Judging from your statement I believe you meant a variety of fish. The term "fishes", although rarely and even erroneously used, connotes a plethora or an array of different kinds of the aforementioned gilled creatures. But the more pressing questions before I traveresed the road to the wet market would be: What certain type of fish? Fillet or not? Frozen or just right smack the day's catch? (Pauses) Aaah… by manner of careful extrapolation, given the meager budget in this houshold's quasi-peasant middle class taste, I assume then I will source the staple "galewng-gowng". Am I correct? Amo: Leche!
Inday: You meant the freshwater milkfish? Then the "ba-ngooz" is it!
lyconn
Number of posts : 97 Age : 37 Location : Antiplo City Registration date : 2008-08-11
Subject: Re: Si Inday nga naman... Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:31 pm
Amo: Day! Bakit may bukol si Junior?!
Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.
Amo: (Di nakareact)
lyconn
Number of posts : 97 Age : 37 Location : Antiplo City Registration date : 2008-08-11
Subject: Re: Si Inday nga naman... Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:31 pm
"Dear Mom,
Had it not been for the smelling salt, I must have collapsed moment ago. Junior has become a little monster to me. Remember the head accident he had? As if it wasn't enough, he was summoned by the principal of his shabily run academe. Oh such an erudite bunch of baboons! I never lot being a governess can be such a strenuous employ.
Your daughter, Inday"
"Dear Inday,
Walanghiya ka! Magpadala ka ng pera! Nasa ospital nanay mo, dumugo ang ilong kababasa ng pesteng sulat mo!
Tatay"
lyconn
Number of posts : 97 Age : 37 Location : Antiplo City Registration date : 2008-08-11
Subject: Re: Si Inday nga naman... Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:33 pm
Mister: Bakit tuwing pag-uwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng TV??!!!
Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing!
lyconn
Number of posts : 97 Age : 37 Location : Antiplo City Registration date : 2008-08-11
Subject: Re: Si Inday nga naman... Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:33 pm
Misis: Inday, bakit mo binenta yung sirang silya?
Inday: I have computed the chair's fair value less cost to sell, and the value in use using projections for 5 years and a pre-tax discount rate. Accordingly, the value in use is lower, so I decided to sell the chair. This in accordance with PAS18 on Revenue, PAS16 on Property, Plant, and Equipment, and PAS36 on Impairment of Assets!
Subject: Si Inday nga naman... 
