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lyconn
Number of posts : 97
Age : 37
Location : Antiplo City
Registration date : 2008-08-11
 |  Subject: Funny usapan Jokes Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:43 pm | |
| Attorney: Nasaan ka ng mangyari ang rape? Witness: Nasa maisan. Attorney: Anong ginagawa mo dun? Witness: Tumae po. Attorney: Ilang hakbang ka mula sa krimen? Witness: Abay Ewan! Meron bang tumatae na pahakbang-hakbang!? 
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lyconn
Number of posts : 97
Age : 37
Location : Antiplo City
Registration date : 2008-08-11
| | Subject: Re: Funny usapan Jokes Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:49 pm | |
| Dolfo: Matagal ko nang tinatago ang nararamdaman ko para sayo. Mahal na mahal kita. Lahat gagawin ko para mapasaya ka lang. Baldo: Akala mo ba ikaw lang ang nagtatago ng nararamdaman? Mahal din kita. Dolfo: Pareng Baldo, wrong send lang ako. Para kay Inday yun. Kaw ha!  | |
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lyconn
Number of posts : 97
Age : 37
Location : Antiplo City
Registration date : 2008-08-11
| | Subject: Re: Funny usapan Jokes Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:57 pm | |
| Teacher: Iha, talagang ganyan. Pag maganda karaniwan bobo, pag matalino madalas pangit, dapat matuto kang tanggapin yan. Iha: Salamat po ma'am. ang tali-talino nyo po talaga!  | |
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callbookol
Number of posts : 119
Age : 37
Location : kawit, cavite
Registration date : 2008-08-10
| | Subject: Re: Funny usapan Jokes Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:06 pm | |
| Killer: Father mangungumpisal po ako…
Father: ano ba kasalanan mo???
Killer: pumatay po ako ng 20 katao…
Father: BAkit??
Killer: kasi po naniniwala sila sa Diyos… kayo po ba naniniwala??
Father: Dati, pero ngayon trip-trip lang… | |
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callbookol
Number of posts : 119
Age : 37
Location : kawit, cavite
Registration date : 2008-08-10
| | Subject: Re: Funny usapan Jokes Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:08 pm | |
| Pedro: Galing ako sa doctor, nakabili na ako ng hearing aid grabe ang linaw na ng pandinig ko
Juan: talga?! Magkano ang bili mo?
Pedro: Kahapon lang… | |
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callbookol
Number of posts : 119
Age : 37
Location : kawit, cavite
Registration date : 2008-08-10
| | Subject: Re: Funny usapan Jokes Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:14 pm | |
| Man and wife having sex:
Man: Love, domaing ka naman para ganahan ako…
Wife: hhhooonnneeeyyy, aahhhh, wala naaa ttaaayooonnggg bbiiiggaass, aahh! Saka pambayad sa meralcoohhh at tubig, ahhhh…. | |
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callbookol
Number of posts : 119
Age : 37
Location : kawit, cavite
Registration date : 2008-08-10
| | Subject: Re: Funny usapan Jokes Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:18 pm | |
| love story ng pokpok at adik.
ADIK: Love, pakasal na tayo!!!!
POKPOK: ok lang ba syo??? May nkaraan ako eh!!!!
ADIK: ok lang honey, wala nmn akong kinabukasan eh!!! | |
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callbookol
Number of posts : 119
Age : 37
Location : kawit, cavite
Registration date : 2008-08-10
| | Subject: Re: Funny usapan Jokes Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:26 pm | |
| Bob: nagkakamagkano ka sa isang araw???
Pulubi: naguumpisa kasi ako ng 8am. Ngayon 9am na, naka P80 na ko
Bob: hindi na masama no?? ano mabibili mo dyan???
Pulubi: Puwede na itong isang espreso macchiato sa starbucks... | |
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lyconn
Number of posts : 97
Age : 37
Location : Antiplo City
Registration date : 2008-08-11
| | Subject: Re: Funny usapan Jokes Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:38 pm | |
| Job interview...
Boss: Ano ang alam mo?
Rommel: Alam ko po kung saan kayo nakatira ng misis mo, at kung saan nakatira ang kabit mo.
Boss: Tanggap ka na! | |
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lyconn
Number of posts : 97
Age : 37
Location : Antiplo City
Registration date : 2008-08-11
| | Subject: Re: Funny usapan Jokes Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:38 pm | |
| Tomas: Sobrang tabatsoy na ang misis ko kaya gusto niyang magbawas ng timbang. Nag-horseback riding siya...
Jorge: Ano'ng resulta?
Tomas: Nabawasan ng 10 kilos 'yung kabayo! | |
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lyconn
Number of posts : 97
Age : 37
Location : Antiplo City
Registration date : 2008-08-11
| | Subject: Re: Funny usapan Jokes Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:39 pm | |
| Quiapo Church
MRS: Lord, bigyan ninyo ako ng P1,000 kasi anak ko na sa hospital.
Narinig ng pulis, naawa, binigyan ng P500.
MRS: Lord, next time huwag padaan sa pulis, nabawasan agad | |
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lyconn
Number of posts : 97
Age : 37
Location : Antiplo City
Registration date : 2008-08-11
| | Subject: Re: Funny usapan Jokes Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:40 pm | |
| TEACHER: panget ng name mo, Conrado Domingo! In short, CONDOM!
PUPIL: ok lang po ma'am! Pero mas pangit sa husband ninyo. Supronio Potenciano! In short, SUPOT! | |
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